Hey all and my friends who watch me on DA ^^
The summer is coming quick, and I've been pretty inactive on here, except for when I update my stuff. I'm terribly pleased to receive comments despite my not always answering to them. They make me happy, and I'm a lazy piece of crap, I feel sorry!

I have just added tons of new crap, as well as OLD crap to my DA page that I still enjoy. My pirate stuff and all.

Also, as an answer to CS's journal question, here are 20 random, useless facts about my person!

The real Michèle :
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-Is a native French speaker.
-Is 5’ tall and wears women size 5 shoes.
-Therefore, she mostly buys shoes in children’s stores.
-Is a clown. She really is, balloon twisting and that jazz!
-Was first kissed at age 18.
-Dearly loves canned foods (oysters, tuna, corn!)
-Has had laser epilating over the stomach, thighs and lower back, electrolysis on her chin (stupid same three or four dark hairs always grow there!) and she frequently waxes her upper lip. Ohh, being a brunette <3
-Is shit scared on the road, which explains why she won't get her licence.
-Loves the rainbow, but mostly the colors of watermelon, and also orange and gold.
-Owns 6 cats at home, but she has a special favourite one named Leo.
-Also owns 3 snails in an aquarium: Arthur Rimbaud, Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Ernest Hemingway. Respect, yo.
-Sucks at sciences. Keep molecules far from me!
-Wins at literature.
-Has a crush on Jessica Alba.
-EAST SIDE, BITCH.
-Swears in a gratuitous manner when she is mad or extremely enthusiastic.
-Will shamelessly listen to any pop music crap from Britney to Madonna or the Pussycat Dolls.
-Lives on HARD MODE in the summer and hibernates in her campus room during the winter.
-Banana and coconut is her favourite smell mix.
-5% of her personality is a 5 year-old kid's.
-5% of her personality is a man's.